a non-important update

Hello nobody who reads this! I just thought I would check back here and update the invisible masses who read this silly thing about the unimportant updates of my life.

First off, I finally read The Late Shift, the book about the Letterman/Leno feud that I said I wanted to read like 5 years ago and also, as a follow up I read the author's other book about the Conan/Leno feud that just happened a few years ago. That one was more interesting to me, but I think that's just because I had become invested in that whole ordeal. To me, it was like a metaphor of my life. And yes I was that self involved at the time. I felt like poor CoCo, who had been promised everything he had ever wanted and had it all taken away "because it wasn't working" but before he was actually given a chance to make it work. Change CoCo to Jane and the following pronouns and that's exactly how I felt with Ryan. So his final speech he gave on his tonight show, it spoke to me in ways that I still don't understand. That whole thing was silly and sad, and sadder how much it all meant to me at the time. Nonetheless, the book was a really good read.

Secondly, I got a new job! I don't know why I didn't state this first, this seems like bigger news but it's too late! I can't edit this, this is written in STONE. Annnnyways, I now work for a company, you may have heard of, called Amazon.com? I am a customer service representative who works from home, which conveniently solved the "I have no car, how will I get to work?" problem. Crisis averted! So far I really, really like it. Besides getting to work in my pajamas, I also have a set schedule which makes seeing that handsome man of mine a little easier, despite the fact that it's made harder because I don't have a car. Now we can see each other every 2 weeks at least since I have every Wednesday off and he has every other Wednesday off. And the job for the most part is just plain old fashion FUN!

Thirdly, CATS! Keith and I are going to get a little kitten. Name possibilities: LLCoolJ (no explanation needed, really), Abed (but only if Keith will let me get a) a cardigan for the kitten and b) another kitten named Troy), Bro (Bro, get off the table! Bro, don't poop on the couch!), or possibly Ronald Weasley (a ginger kitty). Other names have been thrown around, we'll see what his name is when we meet him. OTHER CATS! I have started posting pictures of cats every time someone posts something political on facebook. It's pretty funny.

Lastly, I started smoking again. Sorry mom! World's saddest panda.....


So from my shitty apartment to yours, stay fresh!